about me

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Yep. So I'm Crystal Beasley, a.k.a. "skinny white girl," "SWG," "beezey," but to most of the geeks around Portland I'm simply "skinny." I'm not sure how long I can bank on being skinnywhitegirl, as that "girl" word seems to have a built-in expiration date. Maybe I should've gone with skinnywhitebitch. Bitch is forever, right? If I haven't offended you yet, we might be(come) good friends. Oh, and I clean up well for clients.

I'm an interaction designer with seven years experience. I have: Created designs for big-name brands such as T-Mobile, Intercontinental Hotels, Tostitos and Travelocity. Proven to produce high quality work in a fast-paced environment. Exceptional ability to solve problems with analytic and creative thinking across a wide range of tasks.

You can find me (constantly) on twitter. I'm @skinny.